Jessa: "Mom, there are already 2 third grader teachers that really want me in their class next year."
Me: "Oh really? What about the other two 3rd grade teachers?"
Jessa: "They just don't know me yet!"

During the Christmas season whenever Jamison would see something on tv that he wanted I would tell him to "put it on his list." Well, tonight he saw something on tv and yelled "I want that," and I instinctively said "put it on your list" to which he replied, "no, you put it on your list so you don't forget to buy it for me."

"Why is Jayce always in charge and not me?" Jamison, age 4.