Me: "Jayce did you comb your hair before pictures today?" Jayce: "No, after."

Jayce's buddy: "Jayce broke up with his girlfriend today."
Me: "Oh, what happened?"
Jayce's buddy: "She said she didn't want a boyfriend at the moment."
(Insert long pause and big grin from Jayce's buddy.)
Jayce's buddy: "But that moment is over and she's dating me now."

"Mom, there is a girl from India in my class and it's so crazy how she beats me to school every day. She must have a really good route." Jessa, age 6.