Jamison upon seeing my Medcenter One employee badge: "Wow Mom! You are a doctor!" He was so impressed. How do I tell him the truth and crush his impression of me?

Jamison just brought me the Herbergers flyer with a picture of a Willow Tree figurine and said " My better get this for you. They are giving each other a hug and my like that." Ooooooh, I wanna keep this child little sooooo badly!!!